I don't feel like colors today...

*Normal Pov*

"AUTUMN!!!" Autumn ran down the stairs, followed by Jack. Kara was on the floor, wriggling around and clutching her stomach. Tom was beside her, concern visible on his face.

"What happened?!"

"I don't kinow. She just collapsed and started gasping for breath!"

"Fuck!" Autumn knelt beside Kara and moved her hands away from her stomach. Kara screamed, almost shattering the windows.

"STOP! IT HURTS! STOP IT!!!"

"I'm trying! I'm trying!" Tears streamed down Kara's face while sweat streamed down Autumn's.

"Jack, you gotta help. You're a healer. C'mon." Jack knelt beside Autumn and pressed his hands to Kara's stomach. A bright glow peeked from his hands and disappeared. Kara went on screaming.

"It's not working. I don't know what's wrong, but the pain won't stop. It's killing her!" Kara's screams stopped and they all looked down. Where she had once been, there was nothing, but an outline.

"SHIT!"

"What the hell happened?!" Bill was running down the stairs, blood running from his neck and trickling from his mouth. He was clutching his side and blood spurted through his fingers.

"Bill, what happened?!" Autumn was by his side and peeling away his fingers before he could reply, but when he started to talk, she shut him up.

"You can't speak. Just write it down."

"No!" With these words, blood was spat. Autumn wiped the blood from her cheek and grimaced. Bill looked as if he would pass out at any moment.

"Arg! Fine. Tell me!"

"Thank you! So, I was just upstairs and if you would have been able to hear, there was an explosion."

"E-explosion?!"

"Yeah. The whole wall is fucking blown out!"

"How the hell did you get hit?!"

"This fucking knight, no joke, was just there and,well, lets just say 'sword'."

"Oh. Let Jack clean and dress it!" Jack stepped forward and started examining the wound. Autumn sighed and walked back to where her sister had been.

"Where could she have gone?"

*Kara's Pov*

I screamed and continued screaming, my eyes tightly shut.

"Shut up! Geez, you wanna bust my eardrums?!" I opened my eyes and stared at the guy in front of me. He was scowling and his fangs were sliding from in between his lips.

"Where am I? And who are you?"

"Well, you're quite the demanding one."

"Tell me who you are and where I am or I'll rip you to fucking shreds."

"Ooooh, I'm so scared. I'm Daniel and you're in the, uh, well, let me just say that you were taken here by the Executioner. You must have done some scary shit."

"I didn't do anything!"

"Then you wouldn't be here." I glared at Daniel and looked around the place. It was a small cell, only a couple of feet across. There was a bed, table and a chair. I moved to sit up and was jerked back to the floor.

"Yeaaah. Forgot to mention that you were shackled to the floor."

"Shackled?!"

"Yeah. Y'know, those large metal handcuffs that clink." I shot him another glare and tilted my head back. Sure enough, I was shackled to the damn floor.

"Well, shit."

"Ha, you're actually pretty lucky. They left me free and I already want to tear my own head off." I raised an eyebrow and Daniel sighed.

"Look, I just try to make conversation with my cell-mates. It gets pretty lonely in here."

"Oh, boo-hoo."

"Wow, you're a tough lady."

"Yeah. Now, go talk to the wall or something."

"Sadly, I can't because it won't talk back. I've tried."

"You mean it's ALIVE?!" Daniel burst into laughter, rolling around on the floor and holding his stomach. It died down after awhile and when he found me unamused, he actually blushed.

"Sorry. And yeah, it is. Never underestimate these cells. I found a talking rat before."

"Ewww. Can't you like unshackle me?"

"No."

"Do you have the key?"

"Yeah."

"What if I have to piss?"

"You're shit outta luck."

"Well, damn."

"Yeah, it sucks. The guard will probably be here in ten minutes."

"Uh..."

"No worries. It's to take you to the kitchen. And maybe the bathroom."

"Okay."

Kara's Pov:

"Hey..." I looked up, startled. Tom was leaning against the door frame.

"H-hi!"

"How are you feeling?"

"Uh, tired, but God. I was thinking, though, that I could go visit some of my old friends."

"I think that would be good for you. Do you need me to drive you there, or can you go alone?"

"I can go alone!"

"Alright." Tom walked fully into the room and I felt a sense of suffocation.

"Um...I'm just gonna go now. I'll see you later! Bye." I rushed past him and down the stairs. In the car, I realied how stupid it was. I was running from coming into contact with him, when I knew, that he would never hurt me. And if he did, it would only be my feelings and he would apologize for it. There was a knock on my window. I jumped back and glared at Autumn. I rolled down the window and opened my mouth to speak, but she cut me off.

"Kara, Aidan said he wants your ass over his place. He hasn't seen you in forever."

"I was just about to go there."

"Alrighty. Bye."

"Bye!"

"Love you." I froze. I couldn't remember the last time before the rape that Autumn had said 'I love you' first. Without returning the words, I started the car and drove off. Yet, instead of going to Aidan's, I found myself driving to the cluster of trees. The cluster of trees that was my safe haven. I parked the car and ran to the largest tree there, stting down and letting the tears fall. Honestly, I had no clue why I was crying. Maybe it was just all the tears gathered up from everything that had happened to me. I stopped crying when my eyes stung harshly and my breath was just a short gasp. My back ached from sitting against the tree, while my legs had gone numb. I got up on my knees and fell forward, barely catching myself from doing a full face-plant into the ground.

"Agh! Damn!" I twisted around and grabbed my leg, trying to massage the feeling back into it.

"Kara?" I yelped and fell backward, my head smacking against the ground. Black dots flew in front of my eyes nad I groaned.

"Oh shit! Kara!" I felt hands on my face and the dots cleared. I found myself staring into the large blue eyes of Aidan.

"I'm sorry. Are you okay?"

"Yeah." Aidan grabbed my hands and pulled me to my feet. I leaned against him until the feeling was back in my legs.

"Good. Now, let's go!"

"Where?!"

"My house, silly. We're gonna pig out on pizza and junk food while watching sappy romance movies." I gave him a questioning look. He opened his mouth and then closed it, waiting for me to ask the question.

"Are you gay?" Aidan's eyes widened and he seemed utterly shocked.

"That was not what I was expecting!"

"Well, are you?"

"Uh...do I have to answer the question? Can't I just plead the fifth or something?"

"No. Now answer it." Aidan grumbled, but I knew he would answer me.

"Yes."

"Awww...do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes. And don't say 'awwww, do you cuddle?'!"

"Fine. Let us go watch sappy romance movies."

"Yay!" He smiled and we started towards my car.

"Hey, didn't you drive here?"

"No. I walked."

"Oh." On the way to Aidan's house, it was completely quiet. As soon as we were inside, though, we were both a bustle of moevement. I was in the kitchen, grabbing the food and drinks, while Aidan was flipping through all forty-five romance movies he owned.

"Maid In Manhattan?"

"Nah."

"A Walk To Remember?"

"Are you trying to kill me with that shit?"

"Sorry! ElizabethTown?"

"YES!"

"Alright." I ran into the living room, food and drinks in hand, and plopped onto the couch.

"I hope you don't mind me going ga-ga over Orlando Bloom."

'I do it too. He is sooo sexy."

"Wow. My former straight friend is now in total love with Orlando Bloom. And since your gay, does this mean I can talk about guys with you?"

"Sure."

"YAY!" The movie started and so did the comments about Orlando Bloom. Right as the credits were rolling, my eyes drifted shut and I felt Aidan pulling away to lay me down. I muttered a 'thank you' and fell asleep.

So, third fan-fic may not be out! And I am really pissed off. I was just thinki9ng it through adn realized, it's happening all over again. I don't write fan-fics and stories on my other accounts because of LOST FANS! I quit writing on petesahottie. I had lots of fans in the middle and then the fan-fics reached a certain chapter and just to get reaers, I HAD TO PUT FANS IN THE STORY! That is pure and utter bullshit!

I want to just throw and break things right now. I am sooo in debt to those who read my stories, honestly. I bet you have noticed this too, though. And if you hadn't then maybe you'll notice it now!

One more thing! You comment and buzz. Just buzzing is not cutting it. Yes, I am very picky about this. Forgetmyaffliction, it's okay if you don't comment because I know you still read my stories. Other people, besides Farfora, Forgetmyaffliction, and Candlelight, MUST comment AND buzz. Or I will most definately end all of my stories, call it quits and just delete the damned account.

I may seem like a bitch, but it's only because I'm pissed. Maybe if things were a little better, I'd be a little nicer.

Thanks for all who read this and are cooperating. The others who skimmed and don't give a shit, GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

Have a nice fucking day.....!

Sasuke: What are you doing, dobe?

Naruto: I think you need a new one!

Sasuke: Uh, Naruto?

Naruto: Hey, hey, you, you. I could be your boyfriend.

Sasuke: ......

Naruto: Did you say something, Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke: Nevermind.

Naruto: Alrighty. Wise men say only fools rush in, but I can't help falling in love with you!

Sasuke: ....

Love Love Love, Is In The Air!!!!

*Starts dancing* Doo doo doo dee dee laaaaaa

I GOOGLED MYSELF!!!

NOODLES. I LOVE NOODLES! Oh, and cookies.

The Random Stranger and I:

Me: Can I have a hug?

Random Stranger: No!

*Two minutes later*

Me: Can I have a hug?

Random Stranger: I said no!

*Two More Minutes Later*

Me: Can I have a hug?

Random Stranger: *Sighs* Why do you want a hug?

Me: Because I have a hug quota to fill. My clock is ticking.

Random Stranger: .....

Me: Give me a hug or I'll spork your eyes out.

Random Stranger: .....Fine.

Me: YAY! *Hugs the stranger* I love you forever.

Random Stranger: It was just a hug.

Me: Hugs are just another form of love.

Random Stranger: You confuse me.

Me: I confuse a lot of people. But they still love me.

End!

Quotes!!!!!!:

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Icons!!!!:

I am a proud fan of SasuxNaru! Shut the fuck up if you don't like it!

Mwahahaha Johnny Depp!

Orlando Bloom is sooo friggin sexy!

Random Icons!

1. petesahottie-I have many fanfics on this. They are mainly about Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance. A little of The Academy Is.. too. Just copy the name and search in people and I'll be there. I also have poems on there. And this was when I was in love with P!ATD.

2. xaudreyxladybugx-I have a story on there. And when I say story, I mean story, not some fan-fiction. It has only 4 chapters right now. I haven't updated on there in awhile. Just go read stuff on there though.

Alright, done now.

*Normal Pov*

"Argh!" Autumn grabbed her phone and pressed the 'Accept' button.

"Hello?"

"Autumn! Kara's in the hospital! Something really really bad happened and you need to get down here because sh-"

"Whoa, whoa. Slow down! Kara's in the hospital?!"

"Yes."

"Alright. I'll be there in ten minutes."

"Okay. She was in Ireland and they brought her back and now...now it's just all fucked up." She could tell Tom was about to burst into tears, which he hardly ever did.

"Hey, calm down. I'll be there. Just don't do anything stupid." Autumn ended the call and jumped off the bed, running out of the room ad down the stairs.

"ELLIE!"

"GAH!" A large thump followed the startled sound and Autumn rushed to the piano.

"I have to go. My sister is in the hospital."

"Okay. Your car is fixed."

"How?"

"I fizxed it."

"Oh, duh. Right. Well, bye! I'll come back and visit. I promise."

"Alright, sugar. Buh-bye!" Autumn rushed out of the house and slid into her car. Her breath was coming out in short gasps by the time she pulled up to the hospital. Bill was waiting outside and when he saw her, he stood up and walked towards her. Wrapping his arms around Autumn, Bill pulled her against him. She had held back the tears, but now, she started crying. They walked into the hospital together and found Tom, sitting and staring at the wall, his face wet with tears.

"Tomi?" He turned and hurried to hug Autumn. She moved her hand up and down his back, soothing him as he sobbed.

"If only I hadn't gotten mad at her when she told me! If only."

"Shh. It's okay. She's okay."

"No. She isn't. T-the b-b-baby is g-gone." Autumn pulled back, shocked.

"Just exactly what happened to her."

"She was beaten and....and..."

"Tell me!"

"RAPED!" Tom collapsed into sobs again and Autumn broke down as well.

"Ms. Donovan?" She looked up and the doctor smiled reassuringly.

"Your sister is fine. Bruises and cuts, but she is fine. Well, physically fine. We won't know how much this has affected her until she has woken up." Autumn nodded, as if dismissing the doctor, but he stood his ground.

"Looking back on her records, this has happened before. Correct?"

"Y-yeah."

"Well, I must tell you, now, that the boy who found her, Lee he said his name was, told me she would not stop saying a certain name."

"What name?!"

"Jeremy."

"THAT BASTARD! I'm going to rip his throat out. That goddamn fucking prick. How dare he do this to her again! How dare he!"

"Ms. Donovan, calm down. I reassure you that Jeremy is still in Ireland, probably with the police."

"You wouldn't know that."

"No, I wouldn't, but if that boy, Lee, had any good sense, he would have turned him in."

"Yes. Lee is a good boy. He's always helped Kara. Always."

"Yes, we-" A nurse came out of the room and whispered in the doctor's ear.

"Oh, it seems she is awake. You may go in and see her now. If you like." Autumn nodded and pushed past the doctor. Kara was lying in the bed, machines whirring and beeping around her.

"Hey."

"H-hi." Autumn sat in the chair next to the bed and took Kara's hand in hers.

"I'm sorry." Kara looked over at her, fresh tears in her eyes.

"Why? You didn't do anything."

"That's the point. I should've gone with you instead of staying here. I didn't think of Jeremy still being there. I am so sorry."

"I-it's okay, sissy. I'm okay." Autumn burst into tears and Kara wiped them away.

"No, you aren't okay. I know you're not. Why does the world pick on you?"

"If I had the answer, I wouldn't ask that question everyday." Autumn laughed and kissed Kara's hand.

"You know I love you, right? And that I would do anything in the world for you?"

"Yeah. I love you too."

"Ms. Donovan, there are many visitors for her."

"I'm going. I'll see you later, I promise. You call for me, I'll be here in a flash."

"Okay." Autumn walked out and pointed to Tom, who shook his head. But Autumn wasn't having any of that. She pulled him up and pushed him into the room. He skidded to a halt. Right in front of Kara.

"Hi, Tomi."

"H-h-hi."

"Come here." Tom walked over and Kara opened her arms wide. He leaned down and pulled her up, slowly, as if giving her time to say no. But she didn't. She circled her arms around his neck and held on. Tears leaked down Tom's face again and Kara felt them on her gown.

"I love you Tom."

"I love you too. I'll never get mad at you again."

*Normal Pov*

Kara looked around warily. The streets were deserted, lamplights busted or just not working. Why did I choose this way to walk? I'm so friggin stupid. No one was out at this time and Kara had the feeling something bad was going to happen. It's just a feeling though. Right?!

"Hey! Wait up!" Kara turned and saw Elesia running towards her.

"Oh, hi."

"You left so fast I couldn't catch up."

"Sorry." Kara looked down and kicked at a rock with the scuffed toe of her converse.

"No biggie. Man! That teacher was a evil bitch!"

"I know. Can you believe how much fuckin' homework she gave us? I just got back from Ireland!"

"Yeah. She needs to give us a break. She's just jealous because our boobs are still where they're supposed to be!" The two broke out into giggles. Then, suddenly, they stopped and stared ahead of them.

"Uh...hello?" Five of the school's star football players stepped into the lamplight's circle.

"Why, hello ladies. Looking delicious tonight." And that's when Kara started to panic. Her chest constricted and her lungs closed, cutting off any oxygen that would reach the opening. She was gasping for air. And all because of those words. No, no, no! I will not pass out! Not like last time.

"Kara! Hey, girl, breathe!" Elesia hit her friend on the back a couple of times and she started to breathe normally again.

"What got into you? It's just the dumb jocks!"

"I dunno. Something just floated to the surface." She looked at the jocks and saw they were staring at the ground.

"Sorry we scared ya. We honestly didn't mean to."

"Yeah. It's al-AIDAN!" Kara ran and hugged the slender boy standing in the back of the group. He blushed and gave her a brief squeeze before pulling back.

"I missed you sooo much! How have you been?"

"Uh, good."

"And since when do you, boy who wears eyeliner and converses, play football?"

"I just started this year. My parents forced me. It isn't so bad though." Kara scrunched her nose up at this and turned to scan the rest of the boys. They were all people she had been a friend to, until they had traded friendship for a cheerleader. Kian, Rayne, William, and Alexander. All my friends, or rather, used to be friends. Maybe. Or maybe they still are my friends. Ahhh, confusing myself!

"Hi, guys!"

"Hey, Kara. Really are sorry we scared you. We kinda forgot about the whole past thing."

"Like I said, no worries, Alexander. You still going strong with uh...what was it again?" Alexander laughed, which turned into a snort of laughter. Alll the others burst out laughing and when they stopped, they had no clue what they had laughed at in the first place.

"Oh! Her name is Megan. And, no. We broke up about seven-ish weeks ago."

"Ah. How about you, Willy-Bear?"

"Don't call me that. And, yes. I'm still single."

"Figures. Girls will never realize how cute you are. All those freckles should attract the girls. And if not, your sweetness should." He blushed.

"Shaddup!" Kara stuck her tongue out and tilted backwards when Aidan tugged on her hair. She turned towards him and raised her fist, shaking it at him.

"Ma Property! Touch it an' I shoot ya wif ma shotguuun!" They guys and Elesia burst out laughing again. Kara smiled and promptly sat on the ground in the circle of light.

"Soo? All the others, give me details. The Kara wants to know!"

"Uh, not much has been going on in my life. Same old shit that happens day-in, day-out."

"Oh, soooo, um, what's been happening with you, Kian?"

"Och, no' much. My mam says 'hallo' by the way."

"Well, then. How come you haven't got a girlfrined?"

"I do no' know."

"Uh. They should be falling all over that Irish accent. It's too cute." Kara and Elesia giggled.

"What's up with all this giggling?!"

"Sorry, Aidan! I just got back from Ireland, bad vacation, and I need some laughter in my life. Apparently, that's you guys. You brighten up my rainy day."

"Awww, you're so sweet." All the guys pulled her up and hugged her. Even Elesia, who really wasn't a hug person.

"I love all you guys. Honestly."

"And we love you too!" The hug tightened and Kara felt her chest constrict again. She tried to pull away, but her body had lost all of it's strength. Her heart beat so fast it felt as if it would burst. The breaths she took were sharp and short. Gasps, really. Kara screamed and screamed. The pain in her body was unbelievable. She closed her eyes and then opened them at the sound of a familiar laugh. Then, a familiar voice.

"Little bitch."

"Whore. Stupid slut. Did you think you could just get away?" Spit flying onto her exposed skin. The tug on her hair. The hits deadly painful, their noises echoing off the walls of the alley. Kara's mouth opened in a scream again, but a kick to the stomach stole the air from her lungs. Tears ran down her face, making white streaks through the dirt and filth. The world wavered before her eyes and she let the darkness take her, finding comfort. Hours later, Kara came to, fresh tears pricking her eyes as the pain flowed back. Her bones ached, but she got to her knees. She could only crawl, though. And even then, her legs gave out and she had to wait for them to regain  their strength.

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Another awesome icon...You know you loooove it. I'm a freak for Naruto. He's fucking coo'

INU-YASHA! I LOVE YOU! Even when you are on a spinny top....

GAARA! IN A PANDA SUIT!

Hahahaha, stick figures beating the shit outta each other! YAY!

I believe the answer is no!

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I have lots and lots of these icons. I just don't wanna post them all.

*Normal Pov*

"Uh...hello?" No answer. Autumn walked into the old, creepy house and looked around. It was clean, not one single speck of dust. Unfortunately, there wasn't one single person there, either. The heavy wooden door swung shut and Autumn heard the click of a lock. She ran to it and pulled on the handle, banging on the wood with her fist.

"Let me out!!!!"

"What the Hell?!" Autumn looked up at the landing of the stairs. No one stood there and yet, she was sure she had heard a voice.

"H-hello?"

"Yeah. What are you doing in my house?!"

"Uh....sorry. I was just looking around and my car broke down. I knocked on the door and it swung open." Silence greeted her words. Great. I'm talking to air because no one is ven living here. It's all my im-

"Alright. Well, there's a mechanic right down the road, but it's late and I doubt he is still there. You can stay the night here."

"Umm...I don't think that's such a good idea."

"Why not?!"

"Because I can't even see you."

"How can you not see me?! I'm standing right on the fucking landing!"

"Yeah, but all I see is a damn shadow before you."

"Well, what the fuck?"

"What the fuck, indeed." Laughter drifted down to Autumn's ears and she sighed.

"It's been a long time since I've met someone like you."

"Long time?"

"Uh, yeah. Maybe...um...let's see....three hundred years."

"Holy shit! That's a looooong time."

"Yeah. It's lonely up here. Everyone thinks the house is haunted."

"It is."

"Huh?"

"You live here."

"Right. I guess if you can't see me, it makes me a damned ghost." Autumn laughed.

"Guess so. Maybe I should go see if the mechanic is still there. He could be working late."

"Oh, not Jeremiah. He's a lazy man. He may fix your car and he'll fix it good, but it'll take him a few."

"You talk like you're old."

"I AM NOT OLD! I am nineteen, mind you."

"Nineteen? Wow. I'm seventeen."

"Young one. If you were older, you wouldn't have braved this house."

"Oh, really?" The ghost snorted at the cockiness in Autumn's voice.

"Really. The outside is creepy and if you met any people on the way, they would have told you this house is haunted by an axe wielding ghost."

"You wield an axe?"

"Certainly not. I hate violence. Besides, I'm not good with weapons. Then again, about the only thing I can do is cook and clean."

"Are you a girl?"

"No. I'm a guy. Can you not tell?"

"Your voice is awfully gentle and soft."

"Well, maybe I'm a girly guy."

"Are you gay?" Autumn sat in one of the armchairs and folded her hands in her lap, waiting for the reply. The sound of footsteps carried and the seat of the chair in front of her indented.

"Prolly. It doesn't seem that I'm drooling at the mouth for you."

"Oh, nice. Boosts my self-confidence a lot."

"Aww, don't feel so bad. You're a gorgeous girl."

"Maybe you've been sex deprived for too long." A snort of laughter and she felt the weight of a hand on her knee.

"Honey, when I said I was prolly gay, I mean that I was for sure gay. I haven't ever been attracted to a lady. Besides, if I wasn't gay, I don't see how I could be sex deprived. I'm a virgin." The hand moved away from her leg and she could tell the boy had stood up.

"Uh...too much info."

"Well, it's the truth. And I'm not a man of lies."

"How come all the sweet good guys are either dead or gay?!"

"Hey, not all of them are."

"I guess not 'cause my boyfriend is sweet and good."

"Who'd that be?"

"Bill Kaulitz. From Tokio Hotel."

"Oh. Good band and a good guy."

"You think so?"

"Course. And stop thinking that since I'm from three hundred years ago, I should have bad taste in music." Autumn blushed.

"Sorry."

"Want some tea?"

"Yeah, sure. Tea sounds good."

"Alrighty. Come in the kitchen with me?"

"O-okay."

"Don't be scared. I don't bite."

"Alright. Hold on." Autumn pulled out her cell-phone adn dialed Bill's number. She could feel the ghost's gaze on her as she quickly told Bill she'd be home late because her car broke down. When she finished, the ghost was impatiently tapping his foot on the wooden floor.

"Sorry, but I had to tell him. He freaks out if I'm not home from shopping by dark."

"Okay. Let's go."

"WAIT! What's your name?"

"Ellie."

"Hahaha...you have a girl's name!"

"Shaddup! What's your name?"

"Autumn."

"Ooooh, pretty."

"Ellie is pretty too."

"Yeah, for a girl not a guy."

"Aww, don't feel bad."

"Whateva." Ellie's footsteps receded into the kitchen. Autumn followed and the two proceded to make tea and tea cakes.

Three things that scare me:

1: Heights
2: Very Tall People
3: Spiders

Three people who make me laugh:

1: Alex
2: My Mom
3: My Dad

Three Things I love:

1: Cookies
2: Music
3: My striped pjs

Three Things I hate:

1: Tomatoes
2: Girls Who Stab You In The Back
3: Screaming Teeny Bops

Three things I don't understand:

1: Life
2: Love
3: Math

Three things on my desk:

1: Books
2: Pencils
3: My cell-phone

Three things I'm doing right now:

1: Typing
2: Singing
3: Trying To Stop My Foot From Falling Asleep

Three things I want to do before I die:

1: Have A Best-selling Novel
2: Meet The Love Of My Life
3: Walk On The Moonlit Beach

Three things I can do:

1: Place My Foot Behind My Head
2: Be A Total Idiot
3: Fall Asleep In Any Position

Three ways to describe my personality:

1: Weird
2: Funny
3: Dark

Three things I can't do:

1: Touch My Nose With My Tongue
2: Yawn And Sneeze At The Same Time
3: Be In Germany Right Now